Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?Yup
Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
My fat body is not a problem to be solved.
I am not a “before” picture.
I am not a work in progress.
I am complete.
This has to be back on my Tumblr.
reblog if capitalism ruined ur chill aesthetic
it’s like you’re my mirror
AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
A king has to know these kinds of things.
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.