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beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

49 minutes ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 366,796 notes
3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 14,822 notes

infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup
3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 81,564 notes

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

3 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 429,397 notes

thefatandfurious:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

My fat body is not a problem to be solved.

I am not a “before” picture.

I am not a work in progress.

I am complete.

100% THIS.

5 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 3,802 notes
police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
13 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 27,552 notes
13 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 179,857 notes
gruenkariert:

This has to be back on my Tumblr.

gruenkariert:

This has to be back on my Tumblr.

23 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 53,133 notes

lacigreen:

mach712:

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

*casually forwards to vidcon*

23 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 112,634 notes

reblog if capitalism ruined ur chill aesthetic

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 14,654 notes
trillgamesh:


it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 231,281 notes
1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 334,978 notes

zyoteofalbion:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

AND WITH THIS GIFSET MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.

A king has to know these kinds of things.

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 199,951 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 200,160 notes

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

1 day ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 272,827 notes